Mickey Rourke

There are two theories as to why Mickey Rourke dresses the way he does, that is, as an elderly young man who likes to reveal his not-so-sexy body, wearing flip-flops and colorful cowboy boots.

Either he is going through a midlife crisis and is trying to catch up with eternal youth with his style, or he is dressing up with trends in order to distract attention from botched sculptures with his terrible taste.

Mickey, why?  And what about those shoes?